There are some things in life you just don't think you'll EVER have to say... until you have kids and realise NOTHING is off limits!
Like "your vagina is not your pocket" or "don't ride the dog, it's not a horse".
Nick, Jess & Ducko ask Newcastle parents to call up and reveal the WILDEST thing they've had to say to their kids (and we think it's pretty hilarious).
Check it out below: